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Colson Whitehead made me fall asleep on the subway. I had heard of things like this happening in New York. I was going to be raped on the subway while sleeping. I was going to have my wallet stolen on the subway while sleeping. Everyone who falls asleep on the New York subway, must endure these two experiences. But I got lucky, and was woken up by a homeless man. He was puking liquor all over my lap. Unfortunately my book was ruined. I’m scared.
